Captain's Socks

£899
VAT included

Delivery and Shipping

We aim to dispatch all orders by the next business day, but we're a small business and sometimes when it's busy it may take a little bit longer. If there's going to be any delays we'll get in touch and keep you up-to-date.

Shipping is free for all orders of £50 or more!

We work with Royal Mail, DPD and DHL to offer the most convenient delivery options to our customers.

Advice

Chris is a Master Mariner and knows a thing or two about seafaring. If you need any help then don't be shy - send us an email or get in touch using the WhatsApp icon.

Extended Returns

Not what you were looking for? No problem. We can accept returns of items in as-sold condition for up to 30 days (maybe a bit longer but don't tell anyone).

Any orders made from 14 November can be returned until the end of January!

Just let us know and we'll sort everything out, including the shipping cost back to us.

Unfortunately this doesn't apply to Print on Demand charts as they are correct at the time of printing.

Of course if there's any faults or damage then let us know and we'll make it right!

Never Confuse Port & Starboard Again!

Colour-coded socks for the directionally challenged sailor

Ever find yourself getting your port and starboard mixed up? Fear not, these clever Captain's Socks are here to keep you on the right track (or should that be the right tack?).

With their handy colour coding – red for port and green for starboard – these socks will ensure you never again confuse your left with your right when it matters most. Perfect for seasoned sailors and landlubber newbies alike, they're a fun and practical addition to any seafarer's wardrobe.

Why you need these socks:

  • Never get port and starboard wrong again: No more embarrassing mix-ups or confused instructions on deck.
  • Comfortable and durable: Made from a soft and breathable cotton blend, these socks will keep your feet happy on long voyages or leisurely days by the coast.

More than just socks, these are:

  • A fun conversation starter: Spark laughter and nautical banter with these quirky and practical socks.
  • A great gift for sailors: Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion that calls for a nautical touch.
  • A subtle nod to your seafaring passion: Show off your love for the sea, even when you're on dry land.

So, ditch the boring socks and step aboard with confidence! With these Captain's Socks, you'll always know your port from your starboard.

Just, eh... make sure you put them on the correct way around.

Fits UK sizes 6-11. Made from 60% cotton for soft breathability and 40% nylon for durability.

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